Holy Crap!!!

You don't want to be stealing necklaces in Calcutta. Much as I like bananas and chicken and rice (not necessarily in that order), I am not sure I would like to go through the torture of having to eat 50 bananas.

But the best part of the entire silly news article was this and I quote:

A sweeper was paid to retrieve the exhibit from the toilet. Mr Mohsin was asked to wash it.

Instead of reporting on Bihari labourers who magically speak "English with an American accent", the Hindi news channels should report such "crap".

Definitely a lot more entertainment and a sure shot crime-prevention tactic!!!