10 Questions..

So..

1. Are you going to participate in the International Yoga Day?? 
2. If you are, would you be doing it as to fulfill your fitness routine, your religious beliefs or out of patriotism? 
3. If it is out of your fitness routine, are you doing it regularly or just tomorrow? 
4. If it is not part of your regular fitness routine, why are you doing it tomorrow? Just for kicks or to keep up with the Joshis?? 
5. If you are going to do this as part of your regular fitness routine, do you normally exercise on Sundays? 
6. If you are doing it out of your religious beliefs, what about yoga is religious? 
7. If you are not doing it out of some weird patriotic belief that by doing this, you reinforce your patriotic duty now that the Indian Government has successfully lobbied the United Nations to make June 21, International Yoga Day, will you be engaging in this next year, when International Yoga Day will be on a boring Tuesday?? 
8. If not, is it important to you that you be part of a Government sponsored mass PT event that makes it to the Guinness Book? 
9. If you are going to do it anyway, for a reason not mentioned above, will you still be taking part if someone called it the Indian version of North Korean calisthenics?
10. Finally, if all this is purely symbolic, and really nothing is going to be gained out of this entire "exercise", why are you wasting a bloody Sunday???