Instructions on how to be an Indian Cricketer

Could not have been put better by uncle JRod. For those of you lazy to go to CWB here it is.. Copied in full

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Walk to a public place.


Loosen belt.


Drop trou.


Remove underwear.


Bend over.


Grab ankles.


Now hold that position for about 4 days.


You now feel 30% of the pain that India are feeling right now.


And that is without your mistakes being reviewed.