Rummaging the web, came across this news story.
Now, it may be true that he slipped and fell and dislocated his shoulder again. But for the life of me, I can't imagine how this happened. I am trying to imagine all the showers I have ever been in, and all the possible ways I could reach out for a shampoo bottle. But I could not for the life of me get any way I could dislocate a shoulder when I slip. Maybe I am showering in not so luxurious showers but it is impossible to fall on your shoulder in most showers of the world, without hitting your head in a bad way. If you twist your shoulder trying to save your butt (pun intended)then I would imagine you would also cause some neck damage. If you don't dampen the blow at all, you would hit your hip or something. But seriously I don't think you can dislocate your shoulder while reaching out for the shampoo.
But the main reason I can't believe this is a valid excuse is this. Take a look at this picture.
Now, it may be true that he slipped and fell and dislocated his shoulder again. But for the life of me, I can't imagine how this happened. I am trying to imagine all the showers I have ever been in, and all the possible ways I could reach out for a shampoo bottle. But I could not for the life of me get any way I could dislocate a shoulder when I slip. Maybe I am showering in not so luxurious showers but it is impossible to fall on your shoulder in most showers of the world, without hitting your head in a bad way. If you twist your shoulder trying to save your butt (pun intended)then I would imagine you would also cause some neck damage. If you don't dampen the blow at all, you would hit your hip or something. But seriously I don't think you can dislocate your shoulder while reaching out for the shampoo.
But the main reason I can't believe this is a valid excuse is this. Take a look at this picture.
You think he needs shampoo?
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