One of my specialities is to take spoken lines out of context, especially from news clippings on YouTube and sharing them as my status update.
And then call her names
And faking outrage, is just sooooo much fun, You know?
How would You know? You're up there, where nothing goes wrong.
Even though my grandma told me that You know everything
I am sure you don't know that I don't like taking responsibility.
It's my little secret, one of many.
It's not fun to take responsibility
Even terrorists don't take responsibility these days,
They don't want the 72 virgins anymore.
Responsibility is what Spiderman's grandfather wanted him to take.
And look what happened to him, he died in the next scene
My grandpa, You bless him, never told me anything like this.
So, pretty please, with a cherry on top,
Make sure that I never come to power.
I am never part of the government.
I am never a boss.
And if I ever do, I know who to blame..
And You can then read it on Facebook.